This witty song cycle, premiered in 1998, is a setting of prose by etiquette columnist Judith Martin (Miss Manners) about attending a concert, a ballet, and other music related advice. Contents: I. Prologue - II. Manners at a Concert - III. Manners at the Ballet - IV. Manners for Contemporary Music - V. Manners at a Church Recital - VI. Manners at the Opera - VII. Envoi